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Fabric & fit
Fabric & fit
Heavyweight brushed fleece with a soft inner face. Relaxed unisex cut, full-length zip with a covered chin guard, deep side pockets and ribbed cuffs. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
Which size should I get?
Which size should I get?
The cut is generous on purpose — this is loungewear, not tailoring. Take your normal size for a roomy fit, or size down if you want it closer to the body. Between sizes? Size up; the sleeves and legs are cut long.
Shipping & returns
Shipping & returns
Orders are packed within 1–3 business days. If it doesn't fit or isn't for you, email us within 30 days of delivery and we'll sort out a swap or a refund.
Questions people actually ask
Is this cut for adults or is it kids' sizing?
Is this cut for adults or is it kids' sizing?
Adults, properly. S through 2XL in a relaxed unisex cut, with sleeves and legs cut long rather than cropped.
What's the difference between the five characters?
What's the difference between the five characters?
Only the artwork. Mad Skeleton, Lady, Dog, Boogie and Mayor are the same onesie, same fabric, same fit — pick whichever one you'd actually want to be seen in.
How do I wash it without wrecking it?
How do I wash it without wrecking it?
Cold wash, inside out, tumble dry low. Skip the fabric softener — it coats the fleece and kills the brushed feel over time.
What if it doesn't fit?
What if it doesn't fit?
Email us within 30 days of delivery and we'll swap the size or refund you. No restocking fee.
What people say
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Heavier than I expected
"I've bought cheap onesies before and they go bobbly after two washes. This one actually feels like a proper piece of clothing. I've basically lived in it since October."
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Bought the Lady, ordered the Dog
"My daughter took one look and asked where hers was. Sizing runs generous, I took my normal size and it's comfy without swimming on me."
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Finally something that isn't kids' sizing
"Every version of this I found online was made for teenagers. This one is cut for grown adults and the pockets are deep enough for a phone."
30-day no-drama returns
Wrong size, wrong character, or it just isn't for you? Email us within 30 days of delivery and we'll sort it out. No forms, no restocking fee, no arguing.