For the kids who grew up.

One heavyweight onesie. Five characters. Built for the people who never stopped loving the weird, the gothic and the beautifully strange.

  • Heavier than I expected

    "I've bought cheap onesies before and they go bobbly after two washes. This one actually feels like a proper piece of clothing. I've basically lived in it since October."

    β€” Denise W.

  • Bought the Lady, ordered the Dog

    "My daughter took one look and asked where hers was. Sizing runs generous, I took my normal size and it's comfy without swimming on me."

    β€” Marguerite P.

  • Finally something that isn't kids' sizing

    "Every version of this I found online was made for teenagers. This one is cut for grown adults and the pockets are deep enough for a phone."

    β€” Carol A.

    30-day no-drama returns

    Wrong size, wrong character, or it just isn't for you? Email us within 30 days of delivery and we'll sort it out. No forms, no restocking fee, no arguing.